Please keep in mind that this schedule is still undergoing revisions, but the majority of it has been hammered out by Michael based on his schedule for 2006.
- January - Discordianism
- Readings - Principia Discordia
- Practices - Creating discord, sink, partaking of no hot dog buns, partaking of hot dogs on Fridays.
- Holy Day - January 5th, Mungday
- February - Jainism
- Readings - Twelve Vows of the Layperson, selections from The Essentials of Indian Philosophy, selections from A Source Book in Indian Philosophy
- Practices - Ahimsa (non-violence), vegetarianism, daily meditation and prayer, celibacy, non-possessiveness, adherence to the truth, subjectivism.
- Holy Day - None
- March - Baha’i Faith
- Readings - The Kitab-I-Iqan, and A Short Introduction to the Baha’i Faith.
- Practices - Daily prayers, fasting, prohibitions against gossip, alcohol, drugs, and gambling.
- Holy Day - March 2nd, Beginning of 19 day fast - March 21st, Baha’i New Year
- April - Satanism
- Readings - The Satanic Bible
- Practices - Indulgence, self-worship, kindness to the deserving, vengeance, gratification of all classic sins, ritual magic.
- Holy Day - April 11th, Birth of LaVey - April 30th, Founding of Satanism & Walpurgisnacht
- May - Buddhism
- Readings - Selections from Tripitika (2nd and 3rd sections only)
- Practices - Meditation, vegetarianism, forgoing material attachments, karma.
- Holy Day - May 2nd, Vesak (Birth, enlightenment, and death of Buddha)
- June - Paganism
- Readings - Unknown
- Practices - Ritual magic, harm no one.
- Holy Day - June 21st/22nd, Summer Solstice
- July - Scientology
- Readings - Selections by L. Ron Hubbard
- Practices - Auditing, confronting psychological issues.
- Holy Day - Unknown
- August - Sikhism
- Readings - Selections from the Siri Gur Granth Sahib
- Practices - Wearing a knife & silver bracelet, prohibitions against: cutting hair, drugs, alcohol, anger, greed, material attachments, lust, gossip, lying, bragging.
- Holy Day - Unknown
- September - Judaism
- Readings - Selections from the Torah
- Practices - Eating only kosher foods, daily prayer, attending synagogue, charity, compassion.
- Holy Day - September 9th, Rosh Hashanah - September 14th, Yom Kippur
- October - Islam
- Readings - Selections from the Qur’an
- Practices - Praying five times daily, fasting, charity (10% of monthly income).
- Holy Day - October 13th, End of Ramadan
- November - Hinduism
- Readings - Selections from the Bhagavad-Ghita
- Practices - Follow a yogi, meditation, karma.
- Holy Day - November 1st, Diwali (Festival of Lights)
- December - Christianity
- Readings - Selections from the New Testament
- Practices - Attend church, prayer, compassion, selflessness, charity.
- Holy Day - December 25th - Christmas